Yes, you read it right!

Spunky Sperm!

Sally Sperm

Spunky Sperm’s a pleasant guy,
He’s really very nice,
Despite the fact he had a rather
Tricky start to life!

He came out of a whatsit,
Look I can’t be too explicit,
But if you don’t know what I mean,
You really should get with it!

His purpose was to procreate,
Like any of his breed,
He was not there to have a life,
He was meant to be a seed!

But fate had other plans in mind,
And when the pack released,
Spunky fell back from the crowd,
Escaped and headed east.

And so young Spunky, all alone,
Alive and fully grown,
Set about the world that day,
To start a life alone.

And yet, despite that solitude,
So rare among his kind,
He really has developed
Quite a social type of mind.

If you ever come across
Young Spunky in the street,
You’ll see yourself, there’s really not
A nicer sperm to meet!

You can pick up Spunky Sperm from here.

You can get Sally Sperm from here!

Also available at the store in world.

So, let’s tell you about this little guy then!

Once upon a pixel time,
Imagine, if you would,
A blinged up, cartoon gangster
In a real tough pixel ‘hood.

He was tough as tough could be,
With chains and pixel rings,
You’d see him from ten miles away
With all that bloody bling!

But one thing was causing problems for
This blinged up ghetto brother,
One thing that made him stand right out
From every single other…

He wanted to be hard as nails,
Top dog and feared by all…
But it’s hard to be so fearsome
When you’re less than three feet tall!

The other brothers laughed at him,
The sisters weren’t so keen,
Midget gangstas never got to date
The ghetto queen!

He wondered what he ought to do,
To make the others fear him,
He wanted them to run away
As soon as they got near him!

And then one day, quite suddenly,
His answer came to mind!
He’d simply go and get more bling
And make the others blind!

And he can be yours to own! Go round the grid in ghetto style with this tiny cartoon gangsta avatar. 0.8m tall and comes with a sounds and animations HUD.

Visit Screwball in world on our very own cartoon sim by clicking here.

You can pick the avie up there or from XStreetSL by clicking here.

Also available in blue.

Once upon a pixel field,
A very different cow!
Who walked and stood and ran around,
On two hind legs, somehow.

She thought she was a human,
So the farmer sat her down,
And said the time had come for her
To stop clowning around.

“You really are a cow,” he said.
“Use four legs, not just two!
Eat the grass and stand around
And do what cows should do!”

The farmer came to milk her,
But she stood upright in that place,
And she loaded up her udders
And shot milk right in his face!

In some pixel forest,
On some pixel sim somewhere,
Was a tiny little blue man,
And all he did was hang out there.

Some said he looked just like a Smurf,
But what was rather strange,
Was the fact he did not act like one.
Some thought he was deranged!

He hung around that forest,
Dressed in black from toe to head,
He’d say odd things to people
But much worse than what he said…

Was the way he’d wait any girls,
Princesses or cleaners,
Then he’d pull his pixel coat aside
And show them all his weener!!!

There was a little fella
Born and raised upon that turf,
Inhabited by those folk
That we probably know as Smurfs.

Indeed he was a true Smurf,
Born and bred, right through and through,
But one day something happened
And I swear, this story’s true!

He was listening to the radio
When on came this brand new band,
They had drums, guitars and screaming girls,
Oh my, they sounded grand.

He felt a sudden desperate urge,
To take off his pure white hat,
And swap it for a mohawk,
Well, the Smurfs did not like that!

They told him he must stop this,
That a Smurf had to behave,
That mohawk’s weren’t for Smurf folk,
Nor were rock n’ roll n’ raves!

He picked his new guitar up
And he landed them a shocker,
When he walked out of the village,
Singing ‘I’m a Smurfy rocker.’

There was a pixel scientist,
Who had a pixel plan,
He was going to cross and clone,
A Smurf, a cat and man!

All his Science buddies
Thought his plan was kinda lame,
But he locked himself up in his lab
And tried it all the same.

With ears and tails and skin so blue,
So much from which to choose,
The hardest part was knowing
What to keep and what to lose!

Days and weeks and months went by,
In fact, almost a year,
Many thought the guy was dead,
When one day he appeared.

And by his side, a tiny guy,
Blue with tail and ears!
Everyone around was stunned,
Including all his peers!

‘What the heck is that?’ they shrieked,
‘What on this sweet Earth?’
‘This,’ the Scientist answered,
‘Is a mini Neko Smurf!’

Captain Smurf

Let us tell you about this little fella!

There was once a real tiny guy,
Maybe known as Smurf to you and I,
But inspired by that flick,
Where Depp gets the chick,
Started wearing a patch on his eye!

He started to say things like ‘aaarrr,’
He bought a new ship, sold his car,
Wore an odd hat for leisure,
Started looking for treasure
So inspired was he by that film star.

So one day his blue friends said, ‘Look here,
This behaviour is all very queer!
Papa’s not pleased,
Really thinks you should leave,’
And the lil’ guy let out a huge cheer.

He took his friends’ hands and he shook,
Then he left with an ecstatic look!
Took himself out to sea,
Just as pleased as could be
And he swapped his right hand for a hook.