In some pixel forest,
On some pixel sim somewhere,
Was a tiny little blue man,
And all he did was hang out there.

Some said he looked just like a Smurf,
But what was rather strange,
Was the fact he did not act like one.
Some thought he was deranged!

He hung around that forest,
Dressed in black from toe to head,
He’d say odd things to people
But much worse than what he said…

Was the way he’d wait any girls,
Princesses or cleaners,
Then he’d pull his pixel coat aside
And show them all his weener!!!

There was a pixel scientist,
Who had a pixel plan,
He was going to cross and clone,
A Smurf, a cat and man!

All his Science buddies
Thought his plan was kinda lame,
But he locked himself up in his lab
And tried it all the same.

With ears and tails and skin so blue,
So much from which to choose,
The hardest part was knowing
What to keep and what to lose!

Days and weeks and months went by,
In fact, almost a year,
Many thought the guy was dead,
When one day he appeared.

And by his side, a tiny guy,
Blue with tail and ears!
Everyone around was stunned,
Including all his peers!

‘What the heck is that?’ they shrieked,
‘What on this sweet Earth?’
‘This,’ the Scientist answered,
‘Is a mini Neko Smurf!’

Captain Smurf

Let us tell you about this little fella!

There was once a real tiny guy,
Maybe known as Smurf to you and I,
But inspired by that flick,
Where Depp gets the chick,
Started wearing a patch on his eye!

He started to say things like ‘aaarrr,’
He bought a new ship, sold his car,
Wore an odd hat for leisure,
Started looking for treasure
So inspired was he by that film star.

So one day his blue friends said, ‘Look here,
This behaviour is all very queer!
Papa’s not pleased,
Really thinks you should leave,’
And the lil’ guy let out a huge cheer.

He took his friends’ hands and he shook,
Then he left with an ecstatic look!
Took himself out to sea,
Just as pleased as could be
And he swapped his right hand for a hook.