Life’s more fun in cartoon!!!!Screwball Cartoon Avatars is feeling generous. We’re giving away another group freebie! This one’s a rather cute Rock Start shoulder buddy.

It’s free. It’s cute. It’s cartoon. Get it here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Screwball%20Cartoon%20Avatars/149/110/23

Life’s more fun in cartoon!!!!

Spunky Sperm!

Sally Sperm

Spunky Sperm’s a pleasant guy,
He’s really very nice,
Despite the fact he had a rather
Tricky start to life!

He came out of a whatsit,
Look I can’t be too explicit,
But if you don’t know what I mean,
You really should get with it!

His purpose was to procreate,
Like any of his breed,
He was not there to have a life,
He was meant to be a seed!

But fate had other plans in mind,
And when the pack released,
Spunky fell back from the crowd,
Escaped and headed east.

And so young Spunky, all alone,
Alive and fully grown,
Set about the world that day,
To start a life alone.

And yet, despite that solitude,
So rare among his kind,
He really has developed
Quite a social type of mind.

If you ever come across
Young Spunky in the street,
You’ll see yourself, there’s really not
A nicer sperm to meet!

You can pick up Spunky Sperm from here.

You can get Sally Sperm from here!

Also available at the store in world.

As well as the firm favourites such as the Smurfy shoulder buddy and paraodied fishies STILL available in the custom prize server, the fishing area itself is now a lot more fun too!

7Seas fishing is now done from our giant 7Seas fish bowl! Many of the custom catches can be seen swimming around in there too! Just some of those customs can be seen here…..

The full list of catches and their rarity is available at Screwball. To visit the new 7Seas Fish Bowl at Screwball Cartoon Avatars, just click here!

** The list at the fish bowl will be updated plenty over the next couple of weeks as we add even more to the custom prizes server! **

To pick up your freebies simply teleport to the mainstore on the Screwball cartoon sim and you will find them upstairs! Wear your tag and left click to take a copy. If you don’t have a tag there’s a board you can click to get one!

Teleport to toon freebies by clicking here!

Either way…. it was caught on camera.

Once upon a pixel time,
Imagine, if you would,
A blinged up, cartoon gangster
In a real tough pixel ‘hood.

He was tough as tough could be,
With chains and pixel rings,
You’d see him from ten miles away
With all that bloody bling!

But one thing was causing problems for
This blinged up ghetto brother,
One thing that made him stand right out
From every single other…

He wanted to be hard as nails,
Top dog and feared by all…
But it’s hard to be so fearsome
When you’re less than three feet tall!

The other brothers laughed at him,
The sisters weren’t so keen,
Midget gangstas never got to date
The ghetto queen!

He wondered what he ought to do,
To make the others fear him,
He wanted them to run away
As soon as they got near him!

And then one day, quite suddenly,
His answer came to mind!
He’d simply go and get more bling
And make the others blind!

And he can be yours to own! Go round the grid in ghetto style with this tiny cartoon gangsta avatar. 0.8m tall and comes with a sounds and animations HUD.

Visit Screwball in world on our very own cartoon sim by clicking here.

You can pick the avie up there or from XStreetSL by clicking here.

Also available in blue.

This is almost half price! And they’re all completely transferrable so make PERFECT gifts!

Visit Screwball Cartoon Avatars by clicking here!

Yes, it seems one of the Screwball Miniatures really does have some incredibly unexpected policies!

Grab them while they’re cheap!!

Sale ends 9th November!