So, let’s tell you about this little guy then!

Once upon a pixel time,
Imagine, if you would,
A blinged up, cartoon gangster
In a real tough pixel ‘hood.

He was tough as tough could be,
With chains and pixel rings,
You’d see him from ten miles away
With all that bloody bling!

But one thing was causing problems for
This blinged up ghetto brother,
One thing that made him stand right out
From every single other…

He wanted to be hard as nails,
Top dog and feared by all…
But it’s hard to be so fearsome
When you’re less than three feet tall!

The other brothers laughed at him,
The sisters weren’t so keen,
Midget gangstas never got to date
The ghetto queen!

He wondered what he ought to do,
To make the others fear him,
He wanted them to run away
As soon as they got near him!

And then one day, quite suddenly,
His answer came to mind!
He’d simply go and get more bling
And make the others blind!

And he can be yours to own! Go round the grid in ghetto style with this tiny cartoon gangsta avatar. 0.8m tall and comes with a sounds and animations HUD.

Visit Screwball in world on our very own cartoon sim by clicking here.

You can pick the avie up there or from XStreetSL by clicking here.

Also available in blue.

Pumpkin Head was mean and fierce,
At least that’s what he thought,
He tried to do the scary things,
His monster class had taught.

He hid beneath the children’s beds
And jumped out late at night,
He’d scream and shout and try so hard
To give these kids a fright.

But every time he tried it,
All the children ever  said,
Was “Wow, check this! A mini guy
With a pumpkin for a head!”

His heart had sank, he felt so low,
‘I don’t know what to do,’ he sighed.
He sat next to a little girl,
And sobbed and wept and cried.

‘I’m trying to be scary,
But you all think I am cute.
How can I be different?
I’m supposed to be a brute!’

‘Don’t cry,’ the child replied to him,
‘You are different,’ she said.
I don’t know of any other
Mini pumpkin heads!

‘But what’s my role in life?’ he asked,
If I cannot give a fright?’
‘With that candle in your head,’ she laughed,
‘You’d make a great night light!’

A Vampire Unlike Any Other!

There was a mini vampire,
Who was unlike all the rest.
He wasn’t very scary
Though he really tried his best.

For a start, he was so tiny,
Really needed a growth spurt,
And he didn’t want to bite folk
And he didn’t want to hurt.

He didn’t want to go around,
Chomping people dead,
When asked about his favourite meal,
Said chips and garlic bread!

He didn’t cower from a crucifix,
He wasn’t scared of light,
He had no blood around his mouth
His skin was not pale white.

When asked what on this Earth he was
By all the vampire gangs,
He’d say, ‘I’m a little purple smiley guy
Who came equipped with fangs!’

Once upon a pixel time,
There was a pixel ghost,
He was clumsier, less scary
And well, more stupid than most!

They tried to show him lots of tricks,
Like how to walk through walls,
They tried to have him howl and moan
And haunt the mansion halls.

But he just was not interested,
‘This is just so dull,’ he said!
‘If we cannot have any fun,
Then there’s no point in being dead?’

‘You’re a ghost,’ his elders told him,
‘You’re supposed to haunt and prowl.
You’re meant to walk through doors and walls
And moan and scare and howl.’

‘Nah, not me,’ was his reply,
Before leaving their meeting.
‘I’m not hanging around this house,
I’m going trick or treating!’