Pirate Smurf

Captain Smurf

Let us tell you about this little fella!

There was once a real tiny guy,
Maybe known as Smurf to you and I,
But inspired by that flick,
Where Depp gets the chick,
Started wearing a patch on his eye!

He started to say things like ‘aaarrr,’
He bought a new ship, sold his car,
Wore an odd hat for leisure,
Started looking for treasure
So inspired was he by that film star.

So one day his blue friends said, ‘Look here,
This behaviour is all very queer!
Papa’s not pleased,
Really thinks you should leave,’
And the lil’ guy let out a huge cheer.

He took his friends’ hands and he shook,
Then he left with an ecstatic look!
Took himself out to sea,
Just as pleased as could be
And he swapped his right hand for a hook.