Miniature Cow

Once upon a pixel field,
A very different cow!
Who walked and stood and ran around,
On two hind legs, somehow.

She thought she was a human,
So the farmer sat her down,
And said the time had come for her
To stop clowning around.

“You really are a cow,” he said.
“Use four legs, not just two!
Eat the grass and stand around
And do what cows should do!”

The farmer came to milk her,
But she stood upright in that place,
And she loaded up her udders
And shot milk right in his face!