A Vampire Unlike Any Other!

There was a mini vampire,
Who was unlike all the rest.
He wasn’t very scary
Though he really tried his best.

For a start, he was so tiny,
Really needed a growth spurt,
And he didn’t want to bite folk
And he didn’t want to hurt.

He didn’t want to go around,
Chomping people dead,
When asked about his favourite meal,
Said chips and garlic bread!

He didn’t cower from a crucifix,
He wasn’t scared of light,
He had no blood around his mouth
His skin was not pale white.

When asked what on this Earth he was
By all the vampire gangs,
He’d say, ‘I’m a little purple smiley guy
Who came equipped with fangs!’

There was a pixel scientist,
Who had a pixel plan,
He was going to cross and clone,
A Smurf, a cat and man!

All his Science buddies
Thought his plan was kinda lame,
But he locked himself up in his lab
And tried it all the same.

With ears and tails and skin so blue,
So much from which to choose,
The hardest part was knowing
What to keep and what to lose!

Days and weeks and months went by,
In fact, almost a year,
Many thought the guy was dead,
When one day he appeared.

And by his side, a tiny guy,
Blue with tail and ears!
Everyone around was stunned,
Including all his peers!

‘What the heck is that?’ they shrieked,
‘What on this sweet Earth?’
‘This,’ the Scientist answered,
‘Is a mini Neko Smurf!’