Yes, you read it right!
Spunky Sperm!
Sally Sperm
Spunky Sperm’s a pleasant guy,
He’s really very nice,
Despite the fact he had a rather
Tricky start to life!
He came out of a whatsit,
Look I can’t be too explicit,
But if you don’t know what I mean,
You really should get with it!
His purpose was to procreate,
Like any of his breed,
He was not there to have a life,
He was meant to be a seed!
But fate had other plans in mind,
And when the pack released,
Spunky fell back from the crowd,
Escaped and headed east.
And so young Spunky, all alone,
Alive and fully grown,
Set about the world that day,
To start a life alone.
And yet, despite that solitude,
So rare among his kind,
He really has developed
Quite a social type of mind.
If you ever come across
Young Spunky in the street,
You’ll see yourself, there’s really not
A nicer sperm to meet!
You can pick up Spunky Sperm from here.
You can get Sally Sperm from here!
Also available at the store in world.