Miniature Dracula

A Vampire Unlike Any Other!

There was a mini vampire,
Who was unlike all the rest.
He wasn’t very scary
Though he really tried his best.

For a start, he was so tiny,
Really needed a growth spurt,
And he didn’t want to bite folk
And he didn’t want to hurt.

He didn’t want to go around,
Chomping people dead,
When asked about his favourite meal,
Said chips and garlic bread!

He didn’t cower from a crucifix,
He wasn’t scared of light,
He had no blood around his mouth
His skin was not pale white.

When asked what on this Earth he was
By all the vampire gangs,
He’d say, ‘I’m a little purple smiley guy
Who came equipped with fangs!’